Last night I was in one of my random "woo is me, I'm so single and can't find anyone" moods. I stayed up late tryna think ...

"College is like a year long vacation with time share meetings called classes." -Charles Gregory Clark This was a realization I ca...

A Youtube video I watched earlier this week said gay men couldn't resist sexual innuendos. I don't know if that's necessarily tr...

“Write drunk; edit sober.” ~Ernest Hemingway My man, Hemingway. Now before you label me an alcoholic [trust me, I already know I am haha], t...

Once you set the top in motion it never stops. It rotates but is still staying perfectly center on the table. It's been minutes and it...

Snap Click Thump Pop It starts in the index It taps against the table as you sit idly by listening to a song on the radio You don't even...

There once was a time I attempt to right a sonnet, but as it began to form I felt the urge to vomit. Rhyming is so overrated and foolish and...