September 21, 2011

The Social Conspiracy



By now most of us have experienced the new Facebook timeline.
By now most of us have complained about it.
People have already told us to get over it like every other facebook change.

However, I noticed something highly... suspicious.
This week the social network Google+
did away with their invitations
and opened its gates to the public.
So the same week
Facebook decides to alter its timelines
to the point of nauseating its visitors.
It's almost as if Zuckerburg wants people to hop on the Google train.

Now as it is, Google and Facebook has the internet on lock.
Almost every website you go to allows you to log in through them.
Anyone who uses the internet goes through at least one of them.

If you allow me to become
a conspiracy theorist for a moment,
I believe Facebook may be bowing out to Google.
Zuckerburg may have some stock in Google and wants to make a major move.
Cause I feel like Google $ is to Facebook $
as Jay-Z-Kanye $ is to Baby-Weezy $.

In a worse case scenario,
Facebook and Google merge.
Then all of my fears will have become realized.
We would all be trapped in the Matrix.
Think. Even if you delete your Facebook,
Zuck still knows how to find you, and so does the government.
We're all stuck in the world wide web
and the Google spider is coming to get us!

With that said,
Twitter is an angel among the mortals of social networking.
She will never change so much as to alienate us,
and I love her for it. #addictedmuch
Word

PS, if Facebook is only going to fade into the background
do you think Justin Timberlake will buy that too?

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