January 14, 2016

The Impact of Celebrity Death



Let me assure you, The Wacko Monologues is not becoming a macabre blog. 2016 just seems insistent on starting off this way. January 1st, we lost Natalie Cole. January 10th, we lost David Bowie. And today, January 14th, we've lost Alan Rickman. They always said death comes in threes. Sucks that it usually ends up being the case.

Though these celebrities' death seem to overlap, appreciation will come to fruition for them all. First, the initial shock and awe of the death overtakes us. Soon statuses and videos will flood social media in honor of the fallen star. We'll play a song, album, or movie in remembrance of them. Works they were involved in will see a sudden spike in sales, a post-humous reward - because "people never get the flowers while they can still smell em."* And then life more-or-less returns to its normal pace.

There's nothing wrong with this riptide of events. It's the public's grieving process for people who have affected them. Though we never knew them personally, certain celebrities have a lasting effect on us. I still see crying Genie fan art. For anyone who grew up during the 90s and 00s, Robin Williams was basically our cool uncle. He would come over, make us laugh, impart a few wise words upon us, and leave us yearning for his next visit. When he died, it was an end we never saw coming.

Though, for some celebrities, we have a feeling their mortality's about to run out. The 27 Club should be more of a watchlist then anything I think. Every tortured or mischievous recording artists or actor should be closely monitored from their last day as a 26 year old til their 28th birthday. Then life can be as cruel as it wants to be to them. I think it's the sting of marvelous talent and potential gone so soon that makes the 27 Club so poignant.

Yet, the eeriest phenomenon is when recording artist predict their own deaths. David Bowie released Blackstar on his 69th birthday and meant it to be his goodbye to everyone, singing about his impending death. Michael Jackson was set to tour one last time - calling it This Is It - but died a month before it was set to begin. Biggie and Tupac's deaths bother me the most, because they both rapped and talk about life's brevity. Though, this was to be expected as their rap beef continued to grow out of hand as east and west coasts pitted themselves against each other.

I suppose when it comes down to it, even if you can predict death, you can't run from it. The Final Destination franchise proves that. All you can do is accept it as a part - or the conclusion, rather - of life, and appreciate people during their time and death. But in the meantime, someone keep close eyes on Stevie Wonder and Betty White. Ooo, I'm not ready for that.


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*A lyric taken from Kanye West's Big Brother

January 11, 2016

Glue Trap and Just Another Saturday

Another Monday, another workshop. Enjoy these two rough drafts of poems about topics I pulled out of a hat!

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Glue Trap

"Talk about a sticky situation."
I'll never understand your infatuation.
"I just love having you near."
That's not what I want to hear.
This is a prank; admit it.
"If I wanted to do that, I'd make a pit.
But see, I've already fallen for you."
Oh, boo. "It's true!"
You could have just held a conversation.
"I have a problem with procrastination."
And this is your solution?!
"I figured it better than noise pollution;
now we're in private and have no where to run."
I wish I'd never given you my glue gun.
"I would have used duct tape if you hadn't."
Like a kidnapper? You're ment-
"-al? Not quite so. I'm just the cat to your mouse."
I should have never come to your house.


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Just Another Saturday

All the gravity on Earth
is focused on you
as soon as you wake up,
doesn't that make you feel special?
Of course not, it's just cumbersome.
You feel paralyzed,
your bed is your prison.
Returning to sleep is your only freedom:
you run, leap, yearn for more
until you reach too high
and are reminded that you are limited.
Shackled in your own dream
as it warps into your nightmare,
no lucidness can save you now.
A jolt of guilt stirs you back to reality,
the gravity of the world still upon you.
Checking your phone, you feel dread.
You know what you must do.
It'll make you feel better.
You start your day.

January 7, 2016

Dream Conversation with My Father



My father died January 4, 2013, just days before his birthday on the 10th. Understandably so, this isn't my most chipper week. While I recognize the importance of grieving and taking time to remember loved ones, I don't want to be a total grump. Life has a tendency to go on.

For this week's post, I decided to combine my mourning with my passion and craft something I wish I had: a better relationship with my father. Before he died, we were well on our way to constant communication. I resented him years prior for a reason I can't recall. I resent myself for that. In any case, here's an imaginary conversation that I'll continue to dream of.

[To avoid confusion, middle names have been used, as we share the same name]

Adrian
Boy, come here. Sit with me a while.

Greg
Ok. Do I have to sit here and watch your Raiders lose, though?

Adrian
Boy, you must not have been watching this season. My team's doing great!

Greg
7-8 is great?

Adrian
...it's better than what they've been doing. This team is still killing me.

Greg
Dad, too soon!

Adrian
Hey, I decide what's what, ok.

Greg
[sighs] I guess. They making it to the playoffs?

Adrian
Are the Ravens?

Greg
Touché.

[they laugh]

Greg
You know, I almost made it to the playoffs in my fantasy league?

Adrian
How are you doing in Baltimore, anyway?

Greg
Don't you already know that?

Adrian
I have a life of my own, Boy. I don't have time to study you.

Greg
Baltimore's good. I like it. Think it's a good home for me. Been there a while, probably be there a while longer. [shrugs]

Adrian
Just good, huh? Staying safe down there?

Greg
Yeah, I'm safe. Things are starting to quiet down after the riots. I mean, you know, there's still unrest, but the city's healing. And you know I know how to stay out of trouble.

Adrian
Ok. ...and are you staying "safe"? You're not keeping any grandkids from me now, are you?

Greg
Dad, how many times do I have to come out to you?

Adrian
Just checking. Thought you might have been bi or something. You know I still love you either way, right?

Greg
Yeah, I know, Dad.

Adrian
You're clean though, yeah?

Greg
Dad!

Adrian
What, not getting enough action down there? You're supposed to be killin' 'em. Clark Family tradition.

Greg
Yeah, tell that to Uncle Keith.

Adrian
Keith's special. Don't worry about him. Just make sure you provide me a heir to the throne so I can spoil them and watch them drive you crazy like you did me.

Greg
...what if I don't want to have kids? I mean, I wouldn't mind them. But you know, no biological way and all. I mean... Alexis already has two boys!

Adrian
[laughs] Don't worry about it, Boy. Take your time.

Greg
Ok. ...you know I occasionally do drag, right?

Adrian
You look like your mother when you do.

Greg
Ah, so you have been watching me?

Adrian
Only the entertaining parts. Your grandmother had a fit the first time you do it, boy.

Greg
She saw that! Damn, didn't even think of that. ...oh well, just gotta keep living my life, right?

[they laugh]

Adrian
Charles.

Greg
Yes?

Adrian
Don't be like your uncle.

Greg
I know, Dad. I won't become a hermit.

Adrain
And take care of your sister and mother.

Greg
Sisters.

Adrian
Yeah, your other sister, too.

Greg
You leaving already?

Adrian
You have to get going, don't you?

Greg
Yeah, I guess. I'd rather spend some more time with you, though.

Adrian
I know, son.

Greg
Dad, what's heaven like? Or... the afterlife in general?

Adrian
If I tell you that, they'll take away my dream privileges.

Greg
Oh. Makes sense, I guess. Gotta keep the mystery alive.

Adrian
Don't kill yourself.

Greg
I haven't had those thoughts in a while. Not seriously, at least.

Adrian
And don't burn down the family house just cause you don't want to deal with it.

Greg
I plead the fifth to those thoughts.

Adrian
You're still a nut, you know that?

Greg
Learned it from you.

Adrian
Yeah, yeah. I love you, son.

Greg
Love you, too, Dad. I miss you.

[Adrian walks out of the room]

[Greg wakes up]



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