December 29, 2019

My Totally Biased 19 Best Albums of 2019

Lucky number seven! With the decade ending, I'm upset I didn't start my year end lists back in 2010, but I was just a college senior suffering from his first major bout with mental illness, the fear of graduation just around the corner. I clearly had other things on my mind, but we all start somewhere. 2013 was my first full year out of college, so I finally had time to devote to my passions: music and making others realize my authority on the matter.

2019 has been no different. From January, I've been judging artists' album efforts from the comfort of my office and the discomfort of public transportation. What seemed like easy pickings around April soon became a free-for-all by late September. Even when I decided on a core list, they became increasingly difficult to rank the more I got to know them.

If you've been following these lists since the beginning, you know the "crowd" favorites. However, I'd like to take this time to individually shame those that let me down this year:
  • Ariana Grande: you gave us such a work of pop art last year, you didn't have to rush another album so soon... unless you're tryna Rihanna your way out of your album deal. If so, carry on.
  • Vampire Weekend: we were all nervous after Rostam left, but you didn't have to replace him with Danielle Haim. Your unique sound got white-washed, even for you. Some tracks still slapped tho.
  • Chance the Rapper: jokes about you loving your wife aside, nearly every featured artist on your new album outperformed you. I basically felt like I didn't know this Chance, and I didn't want to.
  • Kanye West: listen, we have a long past. You've fallen from your ways. I just had to be sure you were truly dead so I could mourn you. RIP, the Old Kanye.
Welp, now that the riff-raff is out of the way, let's get to this year's lucky winners. Common themes among this year's inductees include one-word/name titles, electronic elements, and tear stains. The criteria remains mostly the same as the preceding year:
  1. Does the album have a thesis and support it? 
  2. How much does the album knock? 
  3. Does this album speak to me/the masses?  
  4. How many tracks standout vs fade into the background? 
  5. How does the album stack up against its genre peers?
As always, look out for special categories like "Blackest Album" and "Token White Guy." Oh, and one last thing. This year, I decided to exceed my limit. That's right, there was so much good music this year, I couldn't keep the list contained to 19 albums. That means if I keep this going, you'll never know how many albums to expect. [Insert maniacal laughter] Without further adieu, enjoy my musical taste and attempts at humor below.

Honorable Mentions:
28) Free National's Self Titled (Hip-Hop)
27) Blood Orange's Angel Pulse (Alternative R&B)
26) Labrinth's Imagination & the Misfit Kid (Electronic)
25) Flying Lotus’ Flamagra (Jazz-Funk)
24) JPEGMAFIA's All My Heroes Are Cornballs (Hip-Hop)
23) Megan thee Stallion’s Fever (Rap)


*~if a song has a hyperlink, it leads to a music video~*



22) Rex Orange County's Pony
Release Date: Oct 25
Runtime: 33:58
Genre: Indie-Pop, Jazz

I first noticed Rex thanks to Tyler, the Creator's Flower Boy. His dry yet melodic tone hooked me from that first listen. Since 2017, I've been following this young British lad's singles, anxiously anticipating his next full project. To my surprise, Pony did not immediately impress me. While I was expecting high speed R&B-infused pop tracks like his single "10/10," the album hit me with slower paced, thoughtful songs. After a month away from the project, I returned with fresh ears and appreciated his leveled up Randy Newman flair. Ever a songbird, Rex drops bars that don't try hard to be taking seriously. He's also practically a one-man-band-man playing drums, piano, and guitar. Pony serves as Rex' playful love letter to anyone who will listen, a man who's "not afraid to cry in front of you." Just the kind of progressiveness we need marching into the new decade.

Hit Single:
10/10
Standout Tracks:
Face to Face
Pluto Projector
Skip It:
Always - if you think Taron Egerton is the only one who can impersonate Elton John




21) Steve Lacy’s Apollo XXI
Release Date: May 24
Runtime: 43:00
Genre: R&B, Funk, Pop

Our second 21 year old on the list, Steve Lacy comes to us by way of Compton but more notably the band The Internet. Already a fan of his group work and solo work on songs like Dark Red, I was excited to see what one of the industry's favorite new guitarists had to offer. Steve hits us with a sultry short intro only to then bonk us with 9-minute song containing three movements that leads into a heavy funk pick-you up. His tracklisting-mind, wow! Steve keeps it relatively short and sweet for the remainder of the album until his outro. On this journey, Apollo XXI sends you pass planets of all different bpms. While Steve is not the best vocalist, he gives you heavy singer-songwriter vibes. Before you know it, you'll be on the edge of the universe with your new bisexual sweetheart. Frank Ocean, who?

Hit Single:
N Side
Standout Tracks:
Only If
Playground
Skip It:
Hate CD - cuz if you vibe to it too hard you might even hate his CD




20) Metronomy's Metronomy Forever
Release Date: September 13
Runtime: 54:43
Genre: Indie Rock, Electronic

Metronomy and I have danced around each other since the beginning of the decade, questioning our attraction to each other. For the first time in my reviewing career, they've sent out a project that warranted my attention. Though to be honest, she was ignored until early this month. Earning the "Oh Shit, I Almost Forgot You" award, Metronomy Forever is an electronic, indie rock fever dream that is as colorful as its cover art. You'll find yourself wanting to run barefooted through an open field until you trip and roll around collecting grass stains on your secondhand linen harem pants. This is especially true when Joseph Mount takes a break from vocals and lets the band vibe out for three-four minutes at a time. As long as you can get over the hokey-ness of some tracks like "Salted Caramel Ice Cream," tracks like "Upset My Girlfriend" and "Sex Emoji" will have you chuckling while you two-step.

Hit Single:
Lately
Standout Tracks:
Insecurity
Miracle Rooftop
Skip It:
Lately (Going Spare) - cuz they were too coward to just call it Going Spare or Lately Again



19) DaBaby’s Kirk
Release Date: September 27
Runtime: 35:08
Genre: Rap

By the time I finally decided to stop hating from outside the club, DaBaby released two albums in the same year. While both have their appeal, Kirk just caught my attention more. It's likely because he raps about his father in "INTRO." It showed me how personal and sentimental he could be. Kirk revealed to me that DaBaby is more than just another negro out here tryna get rich. His variety of beats from trap to cypher to club anthem allows him to showcase different aspects of his flow. He has a passion for his craft, and this man actually drops bars. On top of that, he cares about his music videos, which I can't say for every rapper in the game name. That said, DaBaby knows how to play with others and collaborates with other artists on Kirk, only modestly out-rapping them. He's courteous that way. Despite his name, he's one of the most mature rappers in the game right now, and I've chosen to respect him as such. 

Hit Single:
BOP
Standout Tracks:
TOES (feat Lil Baby, Moneybagg Yo)
THERE HE GO
Skip It:
PROLLY HEARD - cuz that might be the most forced ad lib turned song I ever heard



18) Brittany Howard’s Jaime
Release Date: September 20
Runtime: 35:26
Genre: Rock, Soul

Named after her older sister who died from retinoblastoma, Ms Howard breaks out on her own to give us her voice unfiltered. Exploring her own life and history, she allows us to stroll through the recesses of her mind. Themes like sexuality, mutual attraction, personal belief systems, and race provide depth to a very melodic album. She knows how to weave in and out of ballads and jams, producing a solid album. Brittany Howard is no stranger to making music that sticks like grits, southern charm abound. You may ask, "Charles, why is this album so low on the list?" To be honest, I recognize its greatness, and I do earnestly like this album, but I'd be lying if I said I completely connected with it. And knowing that my strong like for this album will lead to someone loving Jamie, I award it the title of "Miss Congeniality." Let's see what other wonders await, shall we?

Hit Single:
Stay High
Standout Tracks:
Georgia
Goat Head
Skip It:
13th Century Metal - if you can't stand pitched morse code; I dig it tho



17) FKA twigs’ Magdalene 
Release Date: November 8
Runtime: 38:48
Genre: Alternative. Electronic

As 2013's Best Album Champion, FKA twigs left me begging for more. With every Instagram video of her exploring her new pole dancing skills, I yearned for another full release from one of my favorite talented bitches. With Magdalene, her melodic rounds have me hooked again, "thousand eyes" transporting me back to her digital realm. Heartbreak drips from every song on the album without becoming overbearing. They'll raise you up and possess your limbs to wave effortlessly about the room, forcing me to award Magdalene with the "Ballerina Training Camp" award. The marriage of ethereal sounds and 808 drums wins yet again, though admittedly two of the songs hold the project back. They lack the same exploration and hype the other tracks provide, but perhaps this is the balance that twigs know we need to truly appreciate the rest of her work. She's considerate that way.

Hit Single:
cellophane
Standout Tracks:
sad day
fallen alien
Skip It:
daybed - because it doesn't fell as comfortable as you'd think sunbathing would be



16) Labrinth, Sia, & Diplo Present LSD
Release Date: April 12
Runtime: 30:41
Genre: Pop, Electronic

An odd trio graces this spot. One part international producer that has provided me the jams of my 2013/2014 life; one part outstanding singer-songwriter that never impressed me album-wise; one part relatively unknown producer-singer who would go on to soundtrack the fuck out of Euphoria. Diplo, Sia, and Labrinth rearranged themselves to present audio LSD and get us out of our chairs. In what I can only describe as perfect pop, Sia and Labrinth duet wonderfully over breaks, scratches, and bops. Perhaps it was Sia's careful nature that always kept me from enjoying her albums, but LSD pushes her to speed up her delivery. Diplo and Labrinth work together like wonder twins to provide club anthem level beats while keeping the sound "alternative" to today's current pop sound. The only thing LSD lacks is a clear direction, but with a name like that, you just follow the high to wherever it takes you. Surrender yourself to the vibe.

Hit Single:
Genius
Standout Tracks:
Audio
Heaven Can Wait
Skip It:
Mountains - cuz Labrinth's head voice sounds like he's on the edge of puberty



15) Anderson .Paak’s Ventura
Release Date: April 12
Runtime: 39:36
Genre: Hip-Hop, Funk

It's hard to deny an album a spot on the list when its artist can keep up with Andre 3000 on the opening track. Anderson .Paak rejoins our ranks after a wonderful performance on last year's series. Recorded simultaneously with Oxnard, Ventura makes .Paak's trio of Cali inspired albums a quad. Allowed more freedom by Dr Dre, .Paak switches between rapping and singing depend on what the situation calls for. As a whole, Ventura feels like late night beach music, watching the tides and stars dance with each other as the crisp Pacific Ocean air hits your face. Blessed with legendary features from Jazmine Sullivan, Brandy, Smokey Robinson, and Nate "Doggity" Dogg, .Paak enjoys his free lap around the track. With the commercial success of Oxnard, Ventura  feels more like his passion project: no agenda, just fun with artists he admires. It's a pleasure to be able to sit in on this experience.

Hit Single:
Make It Better (feat Smokey Robinson)
Standout Tracks:
Reachin 2 Much (feat Lalah Hathaway)
Yada Yada
Skip It:
King James - cuz I personally can't think of that title without thinking about Lebron



14) Mark Ronson’s Late Night Feelings
Release Date: June 21
Runtime: 43:06
Genre: Pop, Dance

"I don't know why ya'll all gaggin'; she bring it to you every ball!" Yes, we all know Mark Ronson for his impeccable work, giving us some of the greatest singles from Amy's "Valerie" to Bruno's "Uptown Funk" and especially Daniel Merriweather's oft overlooked "Stop Me," but it's hard to think of a complete album that's made us stop and say, "Oh... there you are." Late Night Feelings finds Mark giving all his attention to the current and up-and-coming ladies of pop. The results are phenomenal, with Lykke Li and Alicia Keys displaying just how powerful they are. This man even made me like a Camila Cabello song. Like... the power that that has, the implications that that has. Though the real star of the show is Yebba who not only gets a powerful pop ballad but two rocking interludes that are sure to get her feature appearances in the coming year. For his efforts, I award Mark Ronson the "Presenter of the Year."


Truth (feat Alicia Keys & The Last Artful, Dodger)
Skip It:
2 AM (feat Lykke Li) - cuz Lykke's first song on the album is better



13) Snoh Aalerga’s - Ugh, Those Feels Again
Release Date: August 16
Runtime: 40:18
Genre: Soul, R&B

Hailing from Sweden, Snoh Aalerga is a singer of Persian decent that's finally found her groove as an artist. Two years ago, she released Feels and entertained us with a few worthy singles. She returns now with the perfectly named - Ugh, Those Feels Again to remind us all of the highs and lows of lust, love, and everything in between. Drawing influences from 90s and 00s R&B, Snoh finds her own lane and explores how much it sucks to be in a "Situationship." Each song is more relatable than the last. Her phenomenally smooth, yet slightly raspy voice lends itself to the album's appeal. - Ugh, Those Feels Again truly feels like she's been hurt before and doesn't want to try again but can't help herself. The urges and passion between her and her subject are too palpable, even when she tries to deny them on "Nothing to Me." This album is a cut above the rest, and I'm not just saying that because I currently have Those Feels for someone. 

Hit Single:
I Want You Around
Standout Tracks:
Whoa
You
Skip It:
Njoy - cause you won't miss much Njoyment skipping a 1:22 interlude



12) Doja Cat’s Hot Pink
Release Date: November 7
Runtime: 39:48
Genre: Rap, Pop

I was really afraid after Doja Cat released "Mooo (Bitch, I'm a Cow)" last year. She could have been branded a one-hit wonder meme queen, but instead she rose to the occasion and destroyed me with Hot Pink. Aptly named, Doja works her feminine wiles from top to bottom. If it's not too gross to say, each beat she sings over is a symphony of gifted queefs that leave you aroused and ready to prowl. Sexual energy is the name of the game, and Doja is the dungeon master. From dating app anthems to roller disco rejuvenations to bedroom invitations, there's a freaknik song for every occasion. If you're afraid the songs are too fast for you to keep up, Doja slows it down for you on tracks like "Addiction" and "Streets." Unfortunately, Hot Pink suffers from two tracks not fitting Doja's thesis, but they aren't bad songs, fine for cuddling after you've spent yourself pleasuring a loved one. It is with honor that I present Hot Pink as the "Sexiest Album of the Year."

Hit Single:
Juicy (feat Tyga)
Standout Tracks:
Rules
Bottom Bitch
Skip It:
Shine - cuz something about it just kinda seems like a skip in the mood



11) Beyoncé & Company’s The Lion King: The Gift
Release Date: July 19
Runtime: 54:00
Genre: Afrobeat, R&B, Rap

I'm sorry, when has your fav produced and curated one of the best albums of the year? Leave her acting talents out of this; we're hear to discuss musicality today! Beyoncé, recording artist and business mogul of our generation, presented Rumi and Sir with Lion King: The Gift and allowed the rest of the world to listen as well. Inspired by the 2019 Lion King remake, Beyoncé gathered the greatest talents the United States and the nations of Africa had to offer to create a fusion of sounds that appeals to the masses. Taking the lead herself, Beyoncé generously shares the spotlight with interludes from the movie, showing that she can even negotiate with Disney giants into making sure everyone eats off this album. With this album having a little bit for everyone, every song won't satisfy one person. But you can damn well rest assured you'll feel the spirits of the ancestors (if you have the right lineage).

Hit Single:
Spirit
Standout Tracks:
Don't Jealous Me (feat Tekno, Lord Afrixana, Mr Eazi, Yemi Alade)
My Power (feat Tierra Whack, Nija, Busiswa, Yemi Alade, Moonchild Sanelly, DJ Lag)
Skip It:
Spirit - cuz doing the ritual for Pride Rock every time it plays gets tiring



10) ROSALÍA's El Mal Querer
Release Date: November 2, 2018
Runtime: 30:13
Genre: Alternative Pop, Latin

Yeah, so what this album was released in 2018? It's my list; let's fight! Listen, Linda, this album is so damn good, I had to make an exception. Besides, you know how I love my international selections. Thanks to an album featured later on this list, I looked into ROSALÍA's work and fell in love with El Mar Querer. Do I understand the words that are coming out of her mouth? Of course not, I only took Spanish as an elementary school student. However, the emotion and power is felt in her voice and tone alone. She's a Spanish (actually from Spain) songbird and I'm mesmerized by every modulation she makes. Thanks to Google, I understand the album title translates to The Bad Loving, and if that ain't a global phenomenon, I don't know what is. With every track being so audible pleasing, I have no choice but to stan and place her so highly on this year's list, making El Mal Querer "The Upset of the Year!"

Hit Single:
MALAMENTE - Cap.1: Augurio
Standout Tracks:
BAGDAD - Cap.7: Liturgia
DI MI NOMBRE - Cap.8 - Éxtasis
Skip It:
MALDICIÓN - Cap.10 - Cordura - cuz I can't exactly figure out who she's tryna curse



9) Brockhampton’s Ginger
Release Date: August 23
Runtime: 44:16
Genre: Rap, Alternative R&B

Marketing themselves as the big next boyband from their inception via an online Kanye West fan forum, Brockhampton has always been in touch with their emotions. They fully express the full spectrum with Ginger. Technically consisting of 13 members, Kevin Abstract leads other rappers/vocalists Matt Champion, Joba, Merlyn Wood, Dom McLennon, and Bearface over beats they all help produce, mostly forefronted by Romil Hemnani. The boys' delivery range from deadpan as MA$E to as eccentric as Busta Rhymes, tagging each other in to lyrically jump off ladders to slam the obstacles before them. Even on more somber tracks like "Big Boy," you can hear how much they're enjoying themselves. As a whole, Ginger has a very late 90s flair that isn't obnoxioius. It's been a long journey figuring out their sound from their trio of albums in 2017 to their 2018 release, but if 2019 and Ginger prove anything, it's that them boys have no plans on slowing down anytime soon. Oh, and Kevin Abstract's gay. Hey, boo!

Hit Single:
Boy Bye
Standout Tracks:
Sugar
I Been Born Again
Skip It:
Ginger - cuz it sounds like a track a high school senior would use in their year end montage



8) Lizzo’s Cuz I Love You
Release Date: April 19
Runtime: 33:18
Genre: Pop, R&B

You knew it, I knew it, Ms 100% That Bitch has made it on the list! Lizzo has been chuggaluggin' in this music industry rat race for so long; I'm glad she finally pieced a major label debut album together and only used her prior singles as "deluxe" tracks. With a new body of work in front of us, Lizzo introduces us to her ballad side to reassure us that she is indeed a songstress. While she is gifted vocally, Lizzo's superpower is her charm. Songs like "Juice" and "Soulmate" wouldn't work without it. It also allows her to get away with her Prince-inspired "Crybaby" and garner the attention of Missy Elliott for a fire collab. Lizzo's charm is so alluring it attracts body-shaming haters and reflects the negative energy right back in their faces. (However, I still don't endorse bare buttcheeks on NBA arena courtside seats. The germs, Lizzo! The germs!) Cuz I Love You radiates Big Bitch, Bad Bitch, Bossy Bitch, and Busty Bitch energy. If you need a pick me up, look no further.

Hit Single:
Juice
Standout Tracks:
Soulmate
Heaven Help Me
Skip It:
Truth Hurts - well, you can't skip it cuz I'm not reviewing the deluxe edition



7) Tyler, the Creator’s Igor
Release Date: May 17
Runtime: 39:43
Genre: Hip-Hop, Funk

Tyler, the Creator's back at it again with another tale to spin. Fully realizing his talents on Flower Boy, Tyler takes time out of his busy schedule to let us in on a love triangle via Igor, with Jerrod Carmichael supplying insight throughout. A story I'm to familiar with, Tyler attempts to win over a guy who's contemplating returning to his ex-girlfriend. Hetronormativity all too real, the gal starts to win over the lad. However, Tyler has a friend in Igor, but will Igor lead him down a dark path? No matter how many times you listen, it's a joy as Tyler delivers bars and vocals in his normal octave and a collection of pitches he's chosen to help plead his case. Tyler's also in his fuckin bag when it comes to production with piano, synth, drums, guitar, and the appropriate amount of gunfire to let you know it's real. Igor is more than an album; it's an eternal mood. An album of pure lust in a way that's different from others on the list. With that, I award Igor the "Ewww, Homie, You Gay" award. May Tyler wear it with pride.

Hit Single:
Earfquake
Standout Tracks:
I Think
What's Good
Skip It:
Are We Still Friends? - cuz if you have to ask...



6) Toro y Moi’s Outer Peace
Release Date: January 18
Runtime: 30:30
Genre: Alternative Dance, Synth-Pop, Chillwave

Toro y Moi's another artist that's been on my radar for the last decade. I was first introduced to him when a friend introduced me to Chillwave and gave me a sampler of artists like him, Washed Out, Neon Indian, etc. I always appreciated his style but for some reason never investigated further. Until I learned a year ago that he's of black and Filipino decent; representation matters, so I began to actively give my support. Spotify taking note, they alerted me of Outer Peace at the top of the year. The album's sound instantly transported to listening to chill disco and 70s music in my dad's raggedy car when he would liberate from my mom's place. Yet, at the same time, I was transported to an underground rave in southern California with mostly white but a fairly diverse crowd of hipsters who actually wash their legs. If that description makes any since to you, then you'll love this album. A decent third of the album also features chill, mellow songs to light up to as well. Like I said, it reminded me of my dad's car and a hipster party. With that, I award Outer Peace the "World Connector" award.

Hit Single:
Ordinary Pleasure
Standout Tracks:
Laws of the Universe
New House
Skip It:
Monte Carlo (feat WET) - cuz songs about cars are dumb (said the 30yo non-driver)



5) Kaytranada’s BUBBA
Release Date: December 13
Runtime: 50:35
Genre: Electronic, House

My Canadian Counterpart has returned!! What? Isn't it obvious that if I had more ambition and more technical music experience that I too would have become an international DJ and producer like Kaytranada, seeking out new Grindr/Scruff hookups in every city? Seeing myself reflected aside, BUBBA provides us another fine selection of body moving songs from underlooked veterans or well deserving newbies, turning R&B into electro. Kaytranada is nothing if not the ultimate master of putting people on the scene. This time around he invites Estelle, Teedra Moses, and Tinashe to reclaim their stake in the industry while supporting a few of his favorites like Masego, VanJess, and Goldlink. He even takes the time to introduce the world to my (and Erykah Badu's) favorite backup singer Durand Bernarr, who more than deserves his moment. Each song perfectly flows into the next while still having its unique sound, showcasing Kay's curating skills. Who knows, maybe by this time next year I'll be on his level. A fella can dream.

Hit Single:
10% (feat Kali Uchis)
Standout Tracks:
Go DJ (feat SiR)
Taste (feat VanJess)
Freefall (feat Durand Bernarr)
Skip It:
Midsection (feat Pharrell Williams) - if the weather outside is frightful rather than delightful



4) Ari Lennox’ Shea Butter Baby
Release Date: May 7
Runtime: 44:22
Genre: R&B, Soul

Have you ever wanted an album that was like "I love you, but fuck you, but if you wanna chill I guess that's cool too"? Well look no further than Ari Lennox' debut album. Signed to and known as the First Lady of Dreamville Records, she's managed to use but not become overwhelmed by J. Cole's sleepytime tea energy. Instead, she lures you in with a lullaby before introducing you to her inner most thoughts. Here she asks all the important questions like "Does this fool really like me?" "If he wants me, why don't he talk to me?" and "Is he lactose intolerant?" Ari Lennox' voice is soothing yet commanding like Tweet meets Fantasia; you'll be singing along with her in no time. In addition, Ari understands the art of the skit-interlude. With her voice pitched up, she rants about garbanzo beans and realizing her need for people which I promise will stick with you as much as the songs do. With the perfect average bpms to clean the house to and a title like Shea Butter Baby, I hereby award Ari Lennox's work the "Blackest Album of the Year."

Hit Single:
Shea Butter Baby (feat J Cole)
Standout Tracks:
BMO
New Apartment
Whipped Cream
Skip It:
Pop - if you don't love pussy anthems



3) Raphael Saadiq’s Jimmy Lee
Release Date: August 23
Runtime: 39:27
Genre: Soul, R&B

You know how you forget how much you love something or someone because you haven't heard from them since the beginning of the decade? That's me and Raphael Saadiq. He'll disappear for years at a time and suddenly reappear to make me squeal like Lucille Bluth whenever she discovers Gene Parmesan. Originally from the group Tony! Toni! Toné!, Mr Saadiq has managed to stay relevant since the late 80s. Since going solo in the 21st century, every album has slapped. This album, named after his brother who died from an overdose after contracting HIV, is no different. While the inspiration for this album is very somber, Mr Saadiq manages to supply us with soulful tunes to make us two-step and harmonious hymn to ease our pain. His guitar work remains unmatched as his production matches pace. With a track calling out Rikers Island, Jimmy Lee is a wonderful snapshot of the black experience in America. And, ugh, it just slaps so hard.

Hit Single:
Something Keeps Calling (feat Rob Bacon)
Standout Tracks:
So Ready
Kings Fall
Skip It:
Belongs to God (feat Reverend E. Baker) - if you're a heathen not looking for something to believe in



2) Solange’s When I Get Home
Release Date: March 1
Runtime: 39:01
Genre: Soul, R&B, Alternative

Solange has a very strong knack for hypnotizing her audience. She accomplished this on her last album with "Cranes in the Sky." On When I Get Home, she starts her call to order with "Things I Imagined," repeating the phrase until it's suddenly 39 minutes later and you've listened to her entire album yet again. When I Get Home is a journey through familiarity as Solange leads us to our resting place. Is she our sultry and alluring grim reaper? If she is, I surrender completely. As we're slowly dying, Solange treats us to interludes that reminds us to "do nothing without intention" or to take a break to pop that thang one good time. It's hard to explain what the songs on When I Get Home are about without sounding like a neo-soul hippie. Solange truly just wanted this album to be one large session of feelings, and I believe she accomplished this goal. With a thesis that "no one knows what it means, but it's provocative," I couldn't gift Solange the top slot on the list this year, earning her second silver medal. And thus, with much love and respect, I present Solange and When I Get Home the "Always the Bridesmaid" award.

Hit Single:
Almeda
Standout Tracks:
Way to the Show
Stay Flow
Binz
Skip It:
Exit Scott - cuz she shared a direct sample with Steve Lacy the same year



1) James Blake’s Assume Form
Release Date: January 18
Runtime: 48:08
Genre: Alternative, Electropop

From the moment I heard Assume Form, I had a strong feeling James Blake would be the one to beat in 2019. Month after month, I looked to favorite and debut artists alike to dissuade me from my early favorite, but nothing surfaced. And it's all because James Blake found his place in slightly uptempo music. Assume Form finds JB joining forces with Metro Boomin for two solid tracks. No stranger to popular black culture, JB's sultry baritone finds its place over 808s with ease. His most feature heavy album (he's only asked Bon Iver for help previously), Andre 3000 and ROSALÍA help him diversify his bounds. That's right, James Blake was the one to introduce me to ROSALÍA. Ironically enough, he also doesn't understand Spanish and simply loves the sound of her voice.
Also this culture surrounding him, JB still finds time to stick to his eerie roots on tracks like "Into The Red" and "Don't Miss It." Yet, instead of his usual melancholy, he sings with curiosity and hope about love. "Are You in Love?" is straight to the point and honest, using his trademark Casio(?) keyboard and simplistic production to make our hearts melt. Assume Form is by far James Blake's most diverse piece of work and lends itself to pleasing the ears of anyone lucky enough to come across it. And so in our seven year history, James Blake becomes our first white recipient of my Favorite Album of the Year. 

Hit Single:
Barefoot in the Park (feat ROSALÍA)
Can't Believe the Way We Flow
Don't Miss It
Skip It:
Mulholland - cuz it was a bonus track that he later snuck into the default order of the album; streaming has ruined deadlines


Phew. After all that I'm reviewing, I'm pooped. Time for a drink, so I'll keep this outro short and sweet. Thanks for rocking with me all these years. It's always my pleasure to work myself up and present you with this list. As always, please let me know if you have any favorites or think I did someone a disservice by not knowing about them like I did ROSALÍA. 

And hey, who knows, maybe I'll go crazy and do something for the end of the decade in January. At the very least, I'll see you all again at the end of 2020.

Until then, you can check out my back catalog here: 20182017201620152014, and 2013.
Oh, and of course, a playlist of this year's picks can be found below.

February 11, 2019

Flash Fiction February: Chapter Seven

I'm writing a novella! Kinda. I'm more so just throwing some words on the page, but I can't do that without attention. Also calling this flash fiction is a little misleading. Sure some days I might only write two paragraphs, but generally you can expect a little more than that. And yes, they will be (by and large) unedited.

Tune back every weekday in February to see how this tale turns out. It'll be dumb, I'm sure. Feel free to throw suggestions at me anytime to get mentioned at the end of each chapter (if I use your idea). Enjoy!


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Daryl and Hanna continued to watch the flames consumed the bridge, They made themselves at home with massage chairs they pushed out of one of the parlors. A fire was easier entertainment to follow than a guy carried off by a falcon, they figured. The ladies hollered and cheered as the embers finally reached the right of the bridge, but before the structure began to dissolve and fill the corridors with smoke, a figure in a burgundy hood approached with a fire extinguisher in hand. The crowd of two boo'd as the hooded quenched the flames thirst for consumption. It wasn't long before the figure put out the source of the fire and dug among the ashes. "Mmm. Pity," they said as they pulled on a hand and no arm followed behind it. "Do you two know what happen here?" they called to the women in the peanut gallery. The ladies refused to give any answers, claiming not to be snitches and spouting phrases like: If you snooze you lose. "Fine. I always did enjoy playing with a handicap." The figure flipped a switch on the extinguisher and sprayed foam over the side of the bridge hitting Hanna. She let out a scream before her voice was muffled by the encasing froth. Daryl barrel rolled out of her massage chair and ran the down the hall from whence she came. The hooded character sifted through the wreckage until they found a rectangular piece of plastic. Brushing it off, they leaned over the banister and threw it at the lump formerly known as Hanna. "That's for you," they yelled down. A hand poked out of the cocoon and caught the thin rectangle revealing what was written on it: Penny Marks.

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Prompt contributor(s):
Kingdom Heart's Organization XIII

February 8, 2019

Flash Fiction February: Chapter Six



I'm writing a novella! Kinda. I'm more so just throwing some words on the page, but I can't do that without attention. Also calling this flash fiction is a little misleading. Sure some days I might only write two paragraphs, but generally you can expect a little more than that. And yes, they will be (by and large) unedited.

Tune back every weekday in February to see how this tale turns out. It'll be dumb, I'm sure. Feel free to throw suggestions at me anytime to get mentioned at the end of each chapter (if I use your idea). Enjoy!



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Terrence collapsed on the unswept floor as he gasped for air, stretching out his shirt collar in an attempt to rip it to shreds so it could do him no more harm. After a coughing fit, he regained half his composure and began to look around an even more abandoned section of the airport. Perhaps he was finally alone. The two women hadn't followed him, but he still felt like he was being watched. It was then that he felt something land on his head, what felt like a light grasp.

Attempting not to freak out, Terrence slipped his hands in his pockets to resist investigating whatever was now riding him. It could be gross or have sharp teeth, he thought. Pivoting his eyes and head slowly, he searched for a mirror while he tiptoed down the hall. Part of him wanted to attempt a somersault to free himself, but he didn't want to risk whatever had claimed him startling and ripping off his head.

After five minutes and .2 kilometers of light footing, Terrence started to realize this airport did not support vanity in the slightest. Probably for the best, he thought, most people show up looking busted... unless they were Uncanny. The creature's grip pulsed causing Terrence to drop to his knees. He pulled his hands out of his pockets in time to resist smacking his head against the floor. As he pushed himself up, he noticed the clouds were getting thicker and causing heavier snowfall. A light flickered between him and the wall length window, and he began to see his reflection. He looked pathetic next to the falcon possessing him.

Terrence's eyes widening as he tilted his head up to catch a glimpse but was unable to. He felt a weight pull him backwards, but he resisted and returned his gaze to the window. A falcon with navy blue feathers, white feathers accenting his wings and tail, had perched atop Terrence's modest melon. Terrence slowly rose to his feet and noticed the falcon probably added three feet to his height.

He attempted to address it, but it squealed at his first syllable. Withstanding the audible assault, he tried again. "Hi." He waved to the mirror. "Yeah, I'm talking to you." The falcon tilted its head. "I'm not gonna hurt you; I just wanna understand you." He raised his right arm and reached for the falcon's upper leg to pet it.

Before he could, the falcon back jumped down onto his shoulders and began to flap its wings. Terrence felt his feet leave the ground at the same rate he felt his sense of control flee. What new hell awaited him? As he surrendered his body, he felt the bird move backwards and then suddenly jolt towards the window. Terrence yipped in horror as he braced for yet another harsh impact.

Cold air whipped across his face. His nose tingled. Terrence opened his eyes: he was hovering in the middle of a snowstorm.


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Prompt contributor(s): just me