Hag to the Fags

If you're a gay man,

you should have at least one.

I'm just saying,

they're pretty useful.

Think about it.

Sure you have gay friends,

but there may be some kinda tension,

perhaps even sexual tension.

With a girl as a confidant,

you ain't gotta worry about

things turning into sex.

This is the one time

when a woman and a man can be friends. haha

Oddly enough though,

unbeknownst fag hags

are usually the ones with the gay boyfriend.

Sometimes they're too blind to see it.

Other times they just found a guy too good to them

to let a little thing like sexual orientation

get in the way of their happiness.

Eventually,

they come to their senses

and if there are no hard feelings

a gay man and fag hag couple are created.

I said before how FGs can serve as alternate friends

to a gay guy with gay friends.

Well, I find it more frequent

that gay guys without close gay friends

are the most likely to attract and latch on to fag hags.

It's just a theory, but it would make sense.

The gay guy needs someone willing to go to the gay bar with him. haha

Some fag hags don't like to be called as such.

I mean, what woman would want to be called a hag, right?

Sometimes they leave gay people alone altogether,

but often they get over it

and use their gay friend to talk about guys

that their other friends may be tired hearing about.

Now,

I've always wandered if there was

a male equivalent to a fag hag.

I mean, lesbians need solace too, right?

Would a guy be as receptive to a lesbian

as a girl would be to a gay guy?

And what rhyming name can we come up with for him?

Damn, now I'm on a search to find this pair.

Alert me if you find one.

Word.