January 14, 2016
The Impact of Celebrity Death
Let me assure you, The Wacko Monologues is not becoming a macabre blog. 2016 just seems insistent on starting off this way. January 1st, we lost Natalie Cole. January 10th, we lost David Bowie. And today, January 14th, we've lost Alan Rickman. They always said death comes in threes. Sucks that it usually ends up being the case.
Though these celebrities' death seem to overlap, appreciation will come to fruition for them all. First, the initial shock and awe of the death overtakes us. Soon statuses and videos will flood social media in honor of the fallen star. We'll play a song, album, or movie in remembrance of them. Works they were involved in will see a sudden spike in sales, a post-humous reward - because "people never get the flowers while they can still smell em."* And then life more-or-less returns to its normal pace.
There's nothing wrong with this riptide of events. It's the public's grieving process for people who have affected them. Though we never knew them personally, certain celebrities have a lasting effect on us. I still see crying Genie fan art. For anyone who grew up during the 90s and 00s, Robin Williams was basically our cool uncle. He would come over, make us laugh, impart a few wise words upon us, and leave us yearning for his next visit. When he died, it was an end we never saw coming.
Though, for some celebrities, we have a feeling their mortality's about to run out. The 27 Club should be more of a watchlist then anything I think. Every tortured or mischievous recording artists or actor should be closely monitored from their last day as a 26 year old til their 28th birthday. Then life can be as cruel as it wants to be to them. I think it's the sting of marvelous talent and potential gone so soon that makes the 27 Club so poignant.
Yet, the eeriest phenomenon is when recording artist predict their own deaths. David Bowie released Blackstar on his 69th birthday and meant it to be his goodbye to everyone, singing about his impending death. Michael Jackson was set to tour one last time - calling it This Is It - but died a month before it was set to begin. Biggie and Tupac's deaths bother me the most, because they both rapped and talk about life's brevity. Though, this was to be expected as their rap beef continued to grow out of hand as east and west coasts pitted themselves against each other.
I suppose when it comes down to it, even if you can predict death, you can't run from it. The Final Destination franchise proves that. All you can do is accept it as a part - or the conclusion, rather - of life, and appreciate people during their time and death. But in the meantime, someone keep close eyes on Stevie Wonder and Betty White. Ooo, I'm not ready for that.
Word
*A lyric taken from Kanye West's Big Brother
January 11, 2016
Glue Trap and Just Another Saturday
Another Monday, another workshop. Enjoy these two rough drafts of poems about topics I pulled out of a hat!
~~~
Glue Trap
"Talk about a sticky situation."
I'll never understand your infatuation.
"I just love having you near."
That's not what I want to hear.
This is a prank; admit it.
"If I wanted to do that, I'd make a pit.
But see, I've already fallen for you."
Oh, boo. "It's true!"
You could have just held a conversation.
"I have a problem with procrastination."
And this is your solution?!
"I figured it better than noise pollution;
now we're in private and have no where to run."
I wish I'd never given you my glue gun.
"I would have used duct tape if you hadn't."
Like a kidnapper? You're ment-
"-al? Not quite so. I'm just the cat to your mouse."
I should have never come to your house.
~~~
Just Another Saturday
All the gravity on Earth
is focused on you
as soon as you wake up,
doesn't that make you feel special?
Of course not, it's just cumbersome.
You feel paralyzed,
your bed is your prison.
Returning to sleep is your only freedom:
you run, leap, yearn for more
until you reach too high
and are reminded that you are limited.
Shackled in your own dream
as it warps into your nightmare,
no lucidness can save you now.
A jolt of guilt stirs you back to reality,
the gravity of the world still upon you.
Checking your phone, you feel dread.
You know what you must do.
It'll make you feel better.
You start your day.
~~~
Glue Trap
"Talk about a sticky situation."
I'll never understand your infatuation.
"I just love having you near."
That's not what I want to hear.
This is a prank; admit it.
"If I wanted to do that, I'd make a pit.
But see, I've already fallen for you."
Oh, boo. "It's true!"
You could have just held a conversation.
"I have a problem with procrastination."
And this is your solution?!
"I figured it better than noise pollution;
now we're in private and have no where to run."
I wish I'd never given you my glue gun.
"I would have used duct tape if you hadn't."
Like a kidnapper? You're ment-
"-al? Not quite so. I'm just the cat to your mouse."
I should have never come to your house.
~~~
Just Another Saturday
All the gravity on Earth
is focused on you
as soon as you wake up,
doesn't that make you feel special?
Of course not, it's just cumbersome.
You feel paralyzed,
your bed is your prison.
Returning to sleep is your only freedom:
you run, leap, yearn for more
until you reach too high
and are reminded that you are limited.
Shackled in your own dream
as it warps into your nightmare,
no lucidness can save you now.
A jolt of guilt stirs you back to reality,
the gravity of the world still upon you.
Checking your phone, you feel dread.
You know what you must do.
It'll make you feel better.
You start your day.
January 7, 2016
Dream Conversation with My Father
My father died January 4, 2013, just days before his birthday on the 10th. Understandably so, this isn't my most chipper week. While I recognize the importance of grieving and taking time to remember loved ones, I don't want to be a total grump. Life has a tendency to go on.
For this week's post, I decided to combine my mourning with my passion and craft something I wish I had: a better relationship with my father. Before he died, we were well on our way to constant communication. I resented him years prior for a reason I can't recall. I resent myself for that. In any case, here's an imaginary conversation that I'll continue to dream of.
[To avoid confusion, middle names have been used, as we share the same name]
Adrian
Boy, come here. Sit with me a while.
Greg
Ok. Do I have to sit here and watch your Raiders lose, though?
Adrian
Boy, you must not have been watching this season. My team's doing great!
Greg
7-8 is great?
Adrian
...it's better than what they've been doing. This team is still killing me.
Greg
Dad, too soon!
Adrian
Hey, I decide what's what, ok.
Greg
[sighs] I guess. They making it to the playoffs?
Adrian
Are the Ravens?
Greg
Touché.
[they laugh]
Greg
You know, I almost made it to the playoffs in my fantasy league?
Adrian
How are you doing in Baltimore, anyway?
Greg
Don't you already know that?
Adrian
I have a life of my own, Boy. I don't have time to study you.
Greg
Baltimore's good. I like it. Think it's a good home for me. Been there a while, probably be there a while longer. [shrugs]
Adrian
Just good, huh? Staying safe down there?
Greg
Yeah, I'm safe. Things are starting to quiet down after the riots. I mean, you know, there's still unrest, but the city's healing. And you know I know how to stay out of trouble.
Adrian
Ok. ...and are you staying "safe"? You're not keeping any grandkids from me now, are you?
Greg
Dad, how many times do I have to come out to you?
Adrian
Just checking. Thought you might have been bi or something. You know I still love you either way, right?
Greg
Yeah, I know, Dad.
Adrian
You're clean though, yeah?
Greg
Dad!
Adrian
What, not getting enough action down there? You're supposed to be killin' 'em. Clark Family tradition.
Greg
Yeah, tell that to Uncle Keith.
Adrian
Keith's special. Don't worry about him. Just make sure you provide me a heir to the throne so I can spoil them and watch them drive you crazy like you did me.
Greg
...what if I don't want to have kids? I mean, I wouldn't mind them. But you know, no biological way and all. I mean... Alexis already has two boys!
Adrian
[laughs] Don't worry about it, Boy. Take your time.
Greg
Ok. ...you know I occasionally do drag, right?
Adrian
You look like your mother when you do.
Greg
Ah, so you have been watching me?
Adrian
Only the entertaining parts. Your grandmother had a fit the first time you do it, boy.
Greg
She saw that! Damn, didn't even think of that. ...oh well, just gotta keep living my life, right?
[they laugh]
Adrian
Charles.
Greg
Yes?
Adrian
Don't be like your uncle.
Greg
I know, Dad. I won't become a hermit.
Adrain
And take care of your sister and mother.
Greg
Sisters.
Adrian
Yeah, your other sister, too.
Greg
You leaving already?
Adrian
You have to get going, don't you?
Greg
Yeah, I guess. I'd rather spend some more time with you, though.
Adrian
I know, son.
Greg
Dad, what's heaven like? Or... the afterlife in general?
Adrian
If I tell you that, they'll take away my dream privileges.
Greg
Oh. Makes sense, I guess. Gotta keep the mystery alive.
Adrian
Don't kill yourself.
Greg
I haven't had those thoughts in a while. Not seriously, at least.
Adrian
And don't burn down the family house just cause you don't want to deal with it.
Greg
I plead the fifth to those thoughts.
Adrian
You're still a nut, you know that?
Greg
Learned it from you.
Adrian
Yeah, yeah. I love you, son.
Greg
Love you, too, Dad. I miss you.
[Adrian walks out of the room]
[Greg wakes up]
Word
December 31, 2015
My Totally Biased 15 Best Albums of 2015
Another year, another top albums countdown. 2015 has been a productive and lucrative year for many artists across the genres. While it may not be overly represented on my list, hip hop came back in a strong way, with most albums earning my favor. However, I love a good mix, and I think that's represented here.
This list will not include any mixtapes, EPs, or side projects like years prior, but you can browse through my separate post about them here. As always, I listened to plenty this year but not everything. If you disagree with my ranking or feel as if I short changed an album, add to my ego and rant in the comment section. A good list should always promote conversation.
15) The Game's Documentary 2.0
Release Date: October 9
After dropping an album almost no one cared about in 2012, I ruled The Game out of the industry. It wasn't until a month after the Documentary 2.0 released that I bothered to give it a listen. Let me tell you, I bopped the whole way through. It's been a while since New York has been the center of hip hop, and The Game is here to help Cali takes its place. Though the Documentary 2.0 is littered with features from the likes of Kendrick Lamar to Future to Q-Tip to Snoop Dogg, The Game keeps up and occasionally surpasses his collaborators. The production is nostalgic of albums from the mid-00s with samples from artists that influenced Mr. Taylor himself. It's the perfect album to restore your faith in hip-hop and in artists you thought would never be great again.
Hit Single:
100 [feat Drake]
Standout Tracks:
On Me [feat Kendrick Lamar]
Circles [feat Q-Tip, Eric Bellinger & Sha Sha]
14) Tobias Jesso Jr's Goon
Release Date: March 17
Hailing from North Vancouver, Tobias Jesso Jr delivers anything but a Goon of a record. Goon is more sweet and endearing than most other projects released this year, which is important because Jesso doesn't have the range many others in his field of possess. Although if you consider his field quiet, emotional rock, he's not too far behind. His timid nature calls to your inner loser high schooler as he sings about lost friendships and not being able to breathe without that one special person in his life. All the music is written and mostly played by Jesso himself, piano being an instrument he only picked up three years prior. He is clearly an accomplished musician making a name for himself with his first LP. Did I mention he also wrote a song with Adele on her new album? Try and guess which one.
Hit Single:
How Could You Babe
Standout Tracks:
Without You
Crocodile Tears
Release Date: February 24
Remember how I wrote off The Game? I totally did the same with Wale and Big Sean. While I'm still on the fence with Wale, Big Sean managed to land back in my good graces, and not just because Kanye West still believes in him. Big Sean's lyricism hasn't been this strong since his mixtape days. One could argue he finally found the balance between commercial and mixtape rap - the ex-girlfriend anthem I Don't Fuck With You being a perfect example. He in a way admits it when he raps about finally being able to provide for his family and live comfortably, revealing that the rap game is not all glitz and glamour. Perhaps its his honesty that finally propelled him into one of the best rappers of 2015. You can only front and act hard for so long before life comes at you fast. Just ask Rick Ross.
Hit Single:
I Don't Fuck With You
Standout Tracks:
Play No Games [feat Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign]
One Man Can Change the World [feat Kanye West & John Legend]
10) Donnie Trumpet and the Social Experiment's Surf
Release Date: May 28
Chance the Rapper is one of the best up-and-coming rappers and hands down the best independent artist in quite some time. However, Chance decides to step down in order to put on for his crew The Social Experiment. This album highlights the abilities of Donnie Trumpet, obviously the trumpeteer of the group. Chance - being the modest fellow he is - invites other artists like J Cole, Busta Rhymes, Janelle Monae, Jeremih, and more to temporarily join the ensemble. With Donnie in the forefront, this album manages to blend jazz and hip-hop effortlessly. Because of the jazz roots, tracks tend to blend together, but it allows the album to be a smooth wave for you to ride to shore.
Hit Single:
Sunday Candy
Standout Tracks:
Slip Slide [feat B.o.B, BJ the Chicago Kid, Busta Rhymes, & Janelle Monae]
Just Wait
9) Father John Misty's I Love You, Honeybear
Release Date: February 10
From the moment I heard Bored in the USA on Letterman, I knew I would love Father John Misty's next project. I Love You, Honeybear does not fail to deliver. Through the age old genre of folk, the good Father tells us tales of love, regret, and intrigue as he sings about himself. Concept albums are great that way, you can sing about visiting someone's apartment in the third person. With sounds reminiscent of his Fleet Foxes days, he pokes fun at the way our generation interacts with each other in the least condescending way possible. Perhaps it's his smooth voice that weakens the blow. I'm not sure why, but I haven't listened to this album alone in a dark room inebriated yet. I'm sure it's only a matter of time until me and John Misty have our one-on-one time.
Hit Single:
Bored in the USA
Standout Tracks:
I Love You, Honeybear
The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apt.
8) Tame Impala's Currents
Release Date: July 17
The theme of letting a record play in full and grooving out to it seems to be a trend this year, Tame Impala's Currents being no exception to the rule. Even know, I can see my curly haired roommate dancing around with a wide grin on his face to this album. Currents is definitely a jam album balanced with a night drive album. I'll admit, I don't understand or even hear all of Tame Impala's lyrics, but the general gist and theme of self-evolution come through on every song. Perhaps this is due to Kevin Parker taking full control and handling everything from writing, recording, performing, producing, and mixing. I suppose that's why he's so insistent on letting us know that's he's a man: his own man.
Hit Single:
Let It Happen
Standout Tracks:
Eventually
New Person, Same Old Mistakes
7) Natalie Prass' Self-Titled
Release Date: January 27
Natalie Prass may be favorite new singer-songwriter. Her voice is angelic but not holier-than-thou. Her lyrics are piercing and enjoyable. With a nearly non-existent budget, Ms Prass was able to assemble a phenomenal band with the help of her friend Matthew E White. Together they create a sound that leaves me speechless. From being someone's fool to just wanting to be understood and believed in, Natalie Prass' debut album invokes a feeling of sitting by a landline and waiting for someone to call you back. It's an emotional journey that will occasionally call on you to twirl around the room. You know an album is great when the reprise is one of your favorite parts about the album. Encore. Encore, I say!
Hit Single:
My Baby Don't Understand Me
Standout Tracks:
Why Don't You Believe in Me
Reprise
6) Disclosure's Caracal
Release Date: September 25
Two years ago, Disclosure released a debut album I severely underrated. Until this album dropped, I played it more than any other album from 2013. The British duo of brothers Guy and Howard Lawrence truly reignited my love for house music. Disclosure continues to drop beats that will get you dancing while inviting their favorite artists to sing for them including Lorde, Miguel, and of course Sam Smith. However, Caracal is an album that allows Howard to showcase his vocal range, especially on the album's bonus tracks (which I highly recommend). Each song on the album sounds different from the last, and in today's pop and dance music, diversity and uniqueness is a much sort after trait.
Hit Single:
Omen [feat Sam Smith]
Standout Tracks:
Jaded
Nocturnal [feat The Weeknd]
5) Pentatonix' Self-Titled
Release Date: October 16
Pentatonix is a five piece acapella group that soared to fame after winning season three of the Sing Off and carrying their notoriety by covering songs on Youtube. With their debut album, they finally branch out into creating their own pop songs. They make acapella less corny with their intricate arrangements and smooth blending of vocals. Although Scott Hoying is the group's unofficial frontman, every member gets the chance to showcase their gifts, even the bass singer and beatboxer. Let it be recognized that the rhythm section of Pentatonix deserves all the praise for creating dope beats without the use of a drum kit. I wouldn't suggest singing along to Pentatonix as you may get lost in their harmonies, but that doesn't stop me. There's a part for everyone. Oh, and in case you still want them to cover songs, you can be treated to a near perfect version of Shai's If I Ever Fall in Love featuring Jason Derulo. I know, I didn't know Derulo had it in him either.
Hit Single:
Can't Sleep Love
Standout Tracks:
Ref
Light in the Hallway
4) Adele's 25
Release Date: November 20
The Queen of Having-You-All-in-Your-Feelings has returned! Adele took some time off to mother her child and denied us 23, but 25 will most definitely do. During my first listen, I felt Adele was sticking to her old tricks, and the album fell flat for me. Then I realized I was grading Adele against herself too harshly. 21 is a masterpiece of an album. Will it ever be recreated? Only time can tell, but 25 is wonderful in its own right. The one thing this album has that lacked from 21 is a dance track (shout out to Max Martin) that could be considered the upbeat sequel to Someone Like You. Adele's still good for belting over a good stomp-clap beat as you try to match her range. Just reserve yourself for the slower songs and don't let that tub of Ben & Jerry's keep you from achieving greatness as you annoy your neighbors with your offkey singing.
Hit Single:
Hello
Standout Tracks:
Send Your Love
Million Years Ago
3) Alabama Shake's Sound and Color
Release Date: April 21
Brittany Howard and the Alabama Shakes, as I like to call them, released the sophomore album and jumped right over that slump. From the harmonious xylophone that opens the album to the sing-weeping that closes it, Sound and Color is an experience. Bluesy rock has never sounded so good. Borrowing sounds found in pop and R&B and translating them to their own genre help backup Ms Howard's strong alto. There are times I found myself doing the MJB bop to a few of their songs. The themes of the album are eclectic and representative of a band yearning to have themselves heard. This adds to Ms Howard's soul that attracts me so. I know it's taboo, insensitive, and dehumanizing for gay men to say they have an inner black woman living inside them, but I would love if I had an inner Brittany Howard living inside me. I'd be way better at karaoke, that's for sure. The Alabama Shakes are clearly aiming to keep rock alive in a world dominated by pop princesses.
Hit Single:
Don't Wanna Fight
Standout Tracks:
Give Me All Your Love
Over My Head
2) Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp a Butterfly
Release Date: March 15
Kendrick Lamar is the best rapper out right now. There I said it. I'd argue he'd beat Kanye or Jay-Z in a battle, but he's too smooth and focused to involve himself in rap beef. Utilizing funk, Mr Lamar brings us another classic album to enrich and uplift the black community while continuing his storytelling, this time about his struggles with Lucy. Keeping his features to mostly singers, Mr Lamar hits us with bar after bar of greatness, leading the charge to making California the epicenter of hip hop. My only critique is that the album can be a bit dense at times. I admit, I have to be in the mood to receive Kendrick's message. I know it's great, but it's more of a three hour movie in a way. I can enjoy it immensely, but it's tiring to devote myself completely to it. That's not to say the album doesn't have singles. I've seen plenty of black mosh pits form when Alright comes on in the club. Tying everything together with an evolving poem that transitions into an interview with one of the greatest rappers of all time truly elevates To Pimp a Butterfly into one of the best hip hop albums of all time.
Hit Single:
Alright
Standout Tracks:
King Kunta
The Blacker the Berry
1) Jazmine Sullivan's Reality Show
Release Date: January 13
I'm starting to recognize a trend among my favorite albums of the year. What can I say, I love black women who can sing and move me. However, I'll try to steer away from this in the future? Probably not. What will be will be.
That said, Jazmine Sullivan released the best album of her career, though you wouldn't recognize that from her album sells. I attribute that to poor marketing: the lead single and first song on the album is Dumb featuring everyone's favorite washed rapper Meek Millz. Getting pass the over produced single, the rest of Reality Show is a masterpiece. Ms Sullivan presents R&B at it's best as she sings about love and all of it's different forms. Knowing self worth is important, she remembers to sing about empowering yourself and not letting yourself fall to the wayside. Ms Sullivan can give you a dance track to reignite your passion for rollerblading then turn around and give you a smooth ballad capable of rivaling the best singers in the industry. Don't sleep on Jazmine Sullivan any longer and watch her prosper. I guarantee you'll be a fan.
Hit Single:
Forever Don't Last
Standout Tracks:
Brand New
Stanley
Honorable Mentions
Dr. Dre's Compton
Future's DS2
Sufjan Steven's Carrie and Lowell
Unknown Mortal Orchestra's Multi-Love
The Weeknd's Beauty Behind the Madness
If you're all caught up with this year, go head and take a peak at my 2014 and 2013 lists. You can never have too much music in your life. Here's to more jams in 2016.
Word
This list will not include any mixtapes, EPs, or side projects like years prior, but you can browse through my separate post about them here. As always, I listened to plenty this year but not everything. If you disagree with my ranking or feel as if I short changed an album, add to my ego and rant in the comment section. A good list should always promote conversation.
15) The Game's Documentary 2.0Release Date: October 9
After dropping an album almost no one cared about in 2012, I ruled The Game out of the industry. It wasn't until a month after the Documentary 2.0 released that I bothered to give it a listen. Let me tell you, I bopped the whole way through. It's been a while since New York has been the center of hip hop, and The Game is here to help Cali takes its place. Though the Documentary 2.0 is littered with features from the likes of Kendrick Lamar to Future to Q-Tip to Snoop Dogg, The Game keeps up and occasionally surpasses his collaborators. The production is nostalgic of albums from the mid-00s with samples from artists that influenced Mr. Taylor himself. It's the perfect album to restore your faith in hip-hop and in artists you thought would never be great again.
Hit Single:
100 [feat Drake]
Standout Tracks:
On Me [feat Kendrick Lamar]
Circles [feat Q-Tip, Eric Bellinger & Sha Sha]
14) Tobias Jesso Jr's Goon
Release Date: March 17
Hailing from North Vancouver, Tobias Jesso Jr delivers anything but a Goon of a record. Goon is more sweet and endearing than most other projects released this year, which is important because Jesso doesn't have the range many others in his field of possess. Although if you consider his field quiet, emotional rock, he's not too far behind. His timid nature calls to your inner loser high schooler as he sings about lost friendships and not being able to breathe without that one special person in his life. All the music is written and mostly played by Jesso himself, piano being an instrument he only picked up three years prior. He is clearly an accomplished musician making a name for himself with his first LP. Did I mention he also wrote a song with Adele on her new album? Try and guess which one.
Hit Single:
How Could You Babe
Standout Tracks:
Without You
Crocodile Tears
13) Miguel's Wildheart
Release Date: June 29
Wildheart is an album I originally dismissed over the summer. For some reason, it didn't capture me like I wanted it to. Over Autumn, I gave it another listen, and the fly-kicking musician soared back into my heart. Still wanting to be our generation's Prince to the Weeknd's MJ, Miguel has soul and vocals many other male R&B singers fail to produce. With this in mind, Wildheart makes for a great... late-night workout album, preferably with a partner but not excessively. Much like Prince, Miguel is able to dabble in the rock genre as well by putting his own spin on it. Lenny Kravitz adds his talents to the album, if you needed a co-signer. With three solid albums under his belt, Miguel should have no problem remaining relevant for the rest of the decade.
Hit Single:
Coffee
Standout Tracks:
the valley
Simple Things
12) Courtney Barnett's Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit
Release Date: March 20
Courtney Barnett is from Sydney, Australia, and you can tell because she mentions Vegemite on her debut album's opening track. Don't be fooled into thinking this is her first time at the rodeo, for she has not one but three EPs under her belt. With perhaps one of my favorite album titles of all time, Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit is a vehicle Ms. Barnett uses for her witty, deadpan humor. You will undoubtable chuckle at a few of her lyrics. Her rock is clear and purposeful. She knows she's not perfect, and she yearns for you to admit it, too. And you should, because her lyrics a globally relatable. Life is full of moments that make you reflect, but sometimes you just sit and exist.
Hit Single:
Pedestrian at Best
Standout Tracks:
Elevator Operator
Nobody Really Cares If You Don't Go to the Party
11) Big Sean's Dark Sky ParadiseRelease Date: June 29
Wildheart is an album I originally dismissed over the summer. For some reason, it didn't capture me like I wanted it to. Over Autumn, I gave it another listen, and the fly-kicking musician soared back into my heart. Still wanting to be our generation's Prince to the Weeknd's MJ, Miguel has soul and vocals many other male R&B singers fail to produce. With this in mind, Wildheart makes for a great... late-night workout album, preferably with a partner but not excessively. Much like Prince, Miguel is able to dabble in the rock genre as well by putting his own spin on it. Lenny Kravitz adds his talents to the album, if you needed a co-signer. With three solid albums under his belt, Miguel should have no problem remaining relevant for the rest of the decade.
Hit Single:
Coffee
Standout Tracks:
the valley
Simple Things
12) Courtney Barnett's Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit
Release Date: March 20
Courtney Barnett is from Sydney, Australia, and you can tell because she mentions Vegemite on her debut album's opening track. Don't be fooled into thinking this is her first time at the rodeo, for she has not one but three EPs under her belt. With perhaps one of my favorite album titles of all time, Sometimes I Sit and Think, and Sometimes I Just Sit is a vehicle Ms. Barnett uses for her witty, deadpan humor. You will undoubtable chuckle at a few of her lyrics. Her rock is clear and purposeful. She knows she's not perfect, and she yearns for you to admit it, too. And you should, because her lyrics a globally relatable. Life is full of moments that make you reflect, but sometimes you just sit and exist.
Hit Single:
Pedestrian at Best
Standout Tracks:
Elevator Operator
Nobody Really Cares If You Don't Go to the Party
Release Date: February 24
Remember how I wrote off The Game? I totally did the same with Wale and Big Sean. While I'm still on the fence with Wale, Big Sean managed to land back in my good graces, and not just because Kanye West still believes in him. Big Sean's lyricism hasn't been this strong since his mixtape days. One could argue he finally found the balance between commercial and mixtape rap - the ex-girlfriend anthem I Don't Fuck With You being a perfect example. He in a way admits it when he raps about finally being able to provide for his family and live comfortably, revealing that the rap game is not all glitz and glamour. Perhaps its his honesty that finally propelled him into one of the best rappers of 2015. You can only front and act hard for so long before life comes at you fast. Just ask Rick Ross.
Hit Single:
I Don't Fuck With You
Standout Tracks:
Play No Games [feat Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign]
One Man Can Change the World [feat Kanye West & John Legend]
10) Donnie Trumpet and the Social Experiment's Surf
Release Date: May 28
Chance the Rapper is one of the best up-and-coming rappers and hands down the best independent artist in quite some time. However, Chance decides to step down in order to put on for his crew The Social Experiment. This album highlights the abilities of Donnie Trumpet, obviously the trumpeteer of the group. Chance - being the modest fellow he is - invites other artists like J Cole, Busta Rhymes, Janelle Monae, Jeremih, and more to temporarily join the ensemble. With Donnie in the forefront, this album manages to blend jazz and hip-hop effortlessly. Because of the jazz roots, tracks tend to blend together, but it allows the album to be a smooth wave for you to ride to shore.
Hit Single:
Sunday Candy
Standout Tracks:
Slip Slide [feat B.o.B, BJ the Chicago Kid, Busta Rhymes, & Janelle Monae]
Just Wait
9) Father John Misty's I Love You, Honeybear
Release Date: February 10
From the moment I heard Bored in the USA on Letterman, I knew I would love Father John Misty's next project. I Love You, Honeybear does not fail to deliver. Through the age old genre of folk, the good Father tells us tales of love, regret, and intrigue as he sings about himself. Concept albums are great that way, you can sing about visiting someone's apartment in the third person. With sounds reminiscent of his Fleet Foxes days, he pokes fun at the way our generation interacts with each other in the least condescending way possible. Perhaps it's his smooth voice that weakens the blow. I'm not sure why, but I haven't listened to this album alone in a dark room inebriated yet. I'm sure it's only a matter of time until me and John Misty have our one-on-one time.
Hit Single:
Bored in the USA
Standout Tracks:
I Love You, Honeybear
The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apt.
Release Date: July 17
The theme of letting a record play in full and grooving out to it seems to be a trend this year, Tame Impala's Currents being no exception to the rule. Even know, I can see my curly haired roommate dancing around with a wide grin on his face to this album. Currents is definitely a jam album balanced with a night drive album. I'll admit, I don't understand or even hear all of Tame Impala's lyrics, but the general gist and theme of self-evolution come through on every song. Perhaps this is due to Kevin Parker taking full control and handling everything from writing, recording, performing, producing, and mixing. I suppose that's why he's so insistent on letting us know that's he's a man: his own man.
Hit Single:
Let It Happen
Standout Tracks:
Eventually
New Person, Same Old Mistakes
7) Natalie Prass' Self-Titled
Release Date: January 27
Natalie Prass may be favorite new singer-songwriter. Her voice is angelic but not holier-than-thou. Her lyrics are piercing and enjoyable. With a nearly non-existent budget, Ms Prass was able to assemble a phenomenal band with the help of her friend Matthew E White. Together they create a sound that leaves me speechless. From being someone's fool to just wanting to be understood and believed in, Natalie Prass' debut album invokes a feeling of sitting by a landline and waiting for someone to call you back. It's an emotional journey that will occasionally call on you to twirl around the room. You know an album is great when the reprise is one of your favorite parts about the album. Encore. Encore, I say!
Hit Single:
My Baby Don't Understand Me
Standout Tracks:
Why Don't You Believe in Me
Reprise
6) Disclosure's CaracalRelease Date: September 25
Two years ago, Disclosure released a debut album I severely underrated. Until this album dropped, I played it more than any other album from 2013. The British duo of brothers Guy and Howard Lawrence truly reignited my love for house music. Disclosure continues to drop beats that will get you dancing while inviting their favorite artists to sing for them including Lorde, Miguel, and of course Sam Smith. However, Caracal is an album that allows Howard to showcase his vocal range, especially on the album's bonus tracks (which I highly recommend). Each song on the album sounds different from the last, and in today's pop and dance music, diversity and uniqueness is a much sort after trait.
Hit Single:
Omen [feat Sam Smith]
Standout Tracks:
Jaded
Nocturnal [feat The Weeknd]
5) Pentatonix' Self-Titled Release Date: October 16
Pentatonix is a five piece acapella group that soared to fame after winning season three of the Sing Off and carrying their notoriety by covering songs on Youtube. With their debut album, they finally branch out into creating their own pop songs. They make acapella less corny with their intricate arrangements and smooth blending of vocals. Although Scott Hoying is the group's unofficial frontman, every member gets the chance to showcase their gifts, even the bass singer and beatboxer. Let it be recognized that the rhythm section of Pentatonix deserves all the praise for creating dope beats without the use of a drum kit. I wouldn't suggest singing along to Pentatonix as you may get lost in their harmonies, but that doesn't stop me. There's a part for everyone. Oh, and in case you still want them to cover songs, you can be treated to a near perfect version of Shai's If I Ever Fall in Love featuring Jason Derulo. I know, I didn't know Derulo had it in him either.
Hit Single:
Can't Sleep Love
Standout Tracks:
Ref
Light in the Hallway
4) Adele's 25
Release Date: November 20
The Queen of Having-You-All-in-Your-Feelings has returned! Adele took some time off to mother her child and denied us 23, but 25 will most definitely do. During my first listen, I felt Adele was sticking to her old tricks, and the album fell flat for me. Then I realized I was grading Adele against herself too harshly. 21 is a masterpiece of an album. Will it ever be recreated? Only time can tell, but 25 is wonderful in its own right. The one thing this album has that lacked from 21 is a dance track (shout out to Max Martin) that could be considered the upbeat sequel to Someone Like You. Adele's still good for belting over a good stomp-clap beat as you try to match her range. Just reserve yourself for the slower songs and don't let that tub of Ben & Jerry's keep you from achieving greatness as you annoy your neighbors with your offkey singing.
Hit Single:
Hello
Standout Tracks:
Send Your Love
Million Years Ago
3) Alabama Shake's Sound and Color Release Date: April 21
Brittany Howard and the Alabama Shakes, as I like to call them, released the sophomore album and jumped right over that slump. From the harmonious xylophone that opens the album to the sing-weeping that closes it, Sound and Color is an experience. Bluesy rock has never sounded so good. Borrowing sounds found in pop and R&B and translating them to their own genre help backup Ms Howard's strong alto. There are times I found myself doing the MJB bop to a few of their songs. The themes of the album are eclectic and representative of a band yearning to have themselves heard. This adds to Ms Howard's soul that attracts me so. I know it's taboo, insensitive, and dehumanizing for gay men to say they have an inner black woman living inside them, but I would love if I had an inner Brittany Howard living inside me. I'd be way better at karaoke, that's for sure. The Alabama Shakes are clearly aiming to keep rock alive in a world dominated by pop princesses.
Hit Single:
Don't Wanna Fight
Standout Tracks:
Give Me All Your Love
Over My Head
2) Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp a ButterflyRelease Date: March 15
Kendrick Lamar is the best rapper out right now. There I said it. I'd argue he'd beat Kanye or Jay-Z in a battle, but he's too smooth and focused to involve himself in rap beef. Utilizing funk, Mr Lamar brings us another classic album to enrich and uplift the black community while continuing his storytelling, this time about his struggles with Lucy. Keeping his features to mostly singers, Mr Lamar hits us with bar after bar of greatness, leading the charge to making California the epicenter of hip hop. My only critique is that the album can be a bit dense at times. I admit, I have to be in the mood to receive Kendrick's message. I know it's great, but it's more of a three hour movie in a way. I can enjoy it immensely, but it's tiring to devote myself completely to it. That's not to say the album doesn't have singles. I've seen plenty of black mosh pits form when Alright comes on in the club. Tying everything together with an evolving poem that transitions into an interview with one of the greatest rappers of all time truly elevates To Pimp a Butterfly into one of the best hip hop albums of all time.
Hit Single:
Alright
Standout Tracks:
King Kunta
The Blacker the Berry
1) Jazmine Sullivan's Reality Show Release Date: January 13
I'm starting to recognize a trend among my favorite albums of the year. What can I say, I love black women who can sing and move me. However, I'll try to steer away from this in the future? Probably not. What will be will be.
That said, Jazmine Sullivan released the best album of her career, though you wouldn't recognize that from her album sells. I attribute that to poor marketing: the lead single and first song on the album is Dumb featuring everyone's favorite washed rapper Meek Millz. Getting pass the over produced single, the rest of Reality Show is a masterpiece. Ms Sullivan presents R&B at it's best as she sings about love and all of it's different forms. Knowing self worth is important, she remembers to sing about empowering yourself and not letting yourself fall to the wayside. Ms Sullivan can give you a dance track to reignite your passion for rollerblading then turn around and give you a smooth ballad capable of rivaling the best singers in the industry. Don't sleep on Jazmine Sullivan any longer and watch her prosper. I guarantee you'll be a fan.
Hit Single:
Forever Don't Last
Standout Tracks:
Brand New
Stanley
Honorable Mentions
Dr. Dre's Compton
Future's DS2
Sufjan Steven's Carrie and Lowell
Unknown Mortal Orchestra's Multi-Love
The Weeknd's Beauty Behind the Madness
If you're all caught up with this year, go head and take a peak at my 2014 and 2013 lists. You can never have too much music in your life. Here's to more jams in 2016.
Word
December 28, 2015
Speaking Queerly
In an effort to enrich and educate myself, I've recently decided to look into the plethora of documentaries Netflix has to offer. Not wanting to overwhelm or bore myself on first impact, I chose one with a title I assumed I'd relate to.
Do I Sound Gay? follows one man's journey to drop his gay-cent through a series of vocal lessons as he asks celebrities and people around the world what it means to sound like a homosexual. A section of the movie focuses on heterosexual men who are mistaken as a friend of Elton because of how they speak, going on to mention that some men pick up their phonetic sounds and inflections from the women around during their childhood: mostly s- and (x)h- words. The subject of the film also reveals that he and plenty of other gay men he knows received speech therapy as children. I clutched my pearls, for I too received speech therapy.
This documentary had been in my queue for at least a month, but an exchange earlier that day made it stand out. I went for lunch with a couple of my friends last week. On the ride over, "Johnny" told me three of his friends would be meeting us.* One was a lady named "Annalise," another named "Lance" with a timid demeanor, and lastly a queer fellow by the name of "Roger" with a beard and glasses. I know all these things because they were described to me as such. I'm not saying Johnny was trying to drop hints, but Johnny was dropping hints. Good, because my gaydar usually sucks.
However, there was one problem with his descriptions: both Lance and Roger showed up with glasses and a beard. I should also mention I'm terrible with names, so I didn't remember which name was attached to the gay character. I just shook both of their hands as I was introduced to them. Then Roger began to talk. I'm not saying he sounded gay, but he sounded gay. Luckily, Lance was quiet, so I was allowed to focus all of my attentiveness on Roger. Roger was indeed the homosexual. And that's where that story ends because I try not to hit on friends of friends when I first meet them, because what, all gay guys are immediately attracted to each other? I have to at least pretend to break stereotypes.
Occasionally, for people like Roger, escaping stereotypes are more of a concern. When people automatically think or know that you're gay, there's no limit to the assumptions that can be made about you. It's a shame, really.
Yet, secretly, I've always wanted to sound gay. During my ten years as a self-realized homosexual, no one has ever assumed I was gay when they first met me. Sure, if they stuck around to hear what I talk about they can figure it out, but no one immediately thinks I look like a three dollar bill. Because I don't look or sound gay, I'm always worried that other gay guys won't pick up that I am. I have no idea if Johnny informed Roger of my sexual orientation like he had me, and I won't bother to ask. You have to leave some mystery for yourself, no matter how nerve racking it may be.
I suppose the "sounding gay" situation is a glass is greener type deal. I wonder if there are phrases that could butch-up someone's voice, because I definitely use "yaaaaas" and "gurl" to soften myself up. We do what works for us.
Word
*For some reason, I hate using my friends' names on my blog. Probably for the better: this is my life on display, not theirs. Or maybe I got in trouble once during the early years? ...no, yup, definitely got in trouble one time.
December 21, 2015
Spoiler Wars
If you're reading this within four hours of me posting it, I'm most likely still in the movie theatre watching Star Wars: A New Hope. Er, I mean The Force Awakens. I hope you were brave enough to click on the link. Apparently people are afraid of this phenomenon called spoilers. Personally, I don't get the big whoop.
Spoilers supposedly ruin the ending, major plot point, or major plot twist of a movie, show, or book. I say poppycock. Sure, the mystery is gone, but I don't think the pleasure is sucked out of the experience. You still get to enjoy the journey of the story. You know, the journey-is-better-than-the-destination type of deal.
Besides, with a movie like Star Wars, nothing could be ruined with those wonderful effects. That's like saying Avatar could be ruined if you knew he dies at the end. [Honestly, I forgot the plot of Avatar. I just remember it basically being Pocahontas from John Smith's view point.]
If you do believe in spoilers, I'm sorry. I hope you've done well in your quest to avoid them until you're able to plop in a comfy seat with overpriced popcorn. May the odds be ever in your favor. Live long and prosper. And party on, Wayne.
Word.
December 18, 2015
102 Tasks in 1002 Days
What do you do when you fail to keep up with your posting schedule and you promise people something vaguely special to compensate for it? You dig through old posts and try to pull at their nostalgia, that's what.
Originally, I thought about reviewing my most popular short stories and rants - kind of a Behind the Music deal. Then I thought that would be too vain. If I'm asked to produce such a series, I wouldn't feel so self-conscious about it... [insert over-exaggerated wink here because emojis are words now]
Some of my oldest friends and associates may recognize this post. Five years ago, I aimed to complete 101 tasks in 1001 days and document my progress. I failed at both, but just because you haven't finished a task in the time you allotted yourself doesn't mean you have to give up on it.
So here's my second attempt. I added a 102nd task because that's how sequels work. I'll be using this to add some structure into my life. Lord knows I need it. Last time I did this, I included goals that were a bit too abstract. Reprehend me if you catch me trying to pull a fast one. Feel free to follow along or to create your own. I'll try my best to post every time I complete a task.
Start Date: Friday, Decemeber 18, 2015
End Date: Saturday, September 15, 2018
Thanks for your future encouragement and support. If you want me to cook for you, I'd be glad to use you as a guinea pig. If I can successfully bake a turkey for three consecutive years, I can guarantee you'll gonna love the way my food taste.
Word
Originally, I thought about reviewing my most popular short stories and rants - kind of a Behind the Music deal. Then I thought that would be too vain. If I'm asked to produce such a series, I wouldn't feel so self-conscious about it... [insert over-exaggerated wink here because emojis are words now]
Some of my oldest friends and associates may recognize this post. Five years ago, I aimed to complete 101 tasks in 1001 days and document my progress. I failed at both, but just because you haven't finished a task in the time you allotted yourself doesn't mean you have to give up on it.
So here's my second attempt. I added a 102nd task because that's how sequels work. I'll be using this to add some structure into my life. Lord knows I need it. Last time I did this, I included goals that were a bit too abstract. Reprehend me if you catch me trying to pull a fast one. Feel free to follow along or to create your own. I'll try my best to post every time I complete a task.
Start Date: Friday, Decemeber 18, 2015
End Date: Saturday, September 15, 2018
- Have a complete manuscript for a novel
- Complete a second manuscript
- Find a publisher
- Finish 2nd and 3rd episodes of TV pilot
- Attempt to get it produced
- Learn how to direct
- Visit the West Coast
- Complete a writing challenge
- Complete a reading challenge
- Learn how to tread water and swim laps
- [sigh] Learn how to drive
- [longer sigh] Buy a car
- Pick up and retain Spanish and/or French
- Decide if you want to attend grad school
- Completely pay off your student loans? One can dream
- Visit the Caribbean
- Visit a non-European country
- Produce more visual art
- Devote a day to photography
- Learn how to ride a bike
- Attend DC/ATL Pride
- Watch a Broadway Show
- Become more vocal about social justice
- Invest in stocks and learn how they work
- Master the Adobe Suite
- Live somewhere with a balcony [the dream!]
- Attempt to ice skate
- Become featured on a major website
- Learn how to sing better
- Find more queer spaces to meet people
- Find an exercise routine you enjoy
- Use Just Dance as a cardio program
- Take a vacation alone
- Learn 50 new recipes [7/50]
- Learn how to bake
- Learn better chopping and cooking techniques
- Live somewhere with a kitchen bigger than a walk-in closet
- Watch the Oscar winning movies of 2016
- Attempt to watch House of Cards
- Find a job with a steady income
- Allow someone else to host Friendsgiving [shudders at losing control]
- Seek ways to improve your speech
- Revisit a therapist
- Become more comfortable with physical contact
- Attend another music festival
- Determine rather you're Team Apple or Team Android
- Find own insurance plan because you're an adult now
- Attend a Comic-Con or gaming expo
- Reconnect with your uncle
- Write a webshort or play for my friends to star in
- Utilize the new camera
- Utilize the crockpot you purchased because Cyber Monday is the devil
- Visit New Jersey for longer than a week
- Reconnect with friends in New Jersey and elsewhere
- Attend a concert by an artist you don't know
- Attend a stadium concert
- Find an apartment to hang the artwork you purchased in
- Determine your relationship with religion
- Learn more about family's history
- Watch the entire Queer as Folk series because queer studies
- Attempt a vegetarian lifestyle for a month
- Stay up to date with dance crazes to remain relevant
- Develop a palate for wine
- Develop a palate for whiskey
- Attempt to brew your own beer because you're hip
- Camp in the woods sans technology
- Stargaze and name constellations
- Watch more science-based shows like "How It's Made"
- Revisit Canada [or retreat there, whichever comes first]
- Vote in the next Presidential Election
- Become more attentive of local politics
- Sit in the park and record more findings
- Try new sex positions [giggity] [0/5]
- Work to complete your next crazy idea with Brett
- Learn how to sew
- Compete in a local drag night
- Learn how to actually apply makeup
- Fight for women's right and become the feminist you were meant to be
- Stand up for friends when they can't themselves
- Vocalize your opinions in conversation, even if they're wrong
- Try to DJ [maybe a friend's wedding]
- Relearn how to read and write music
- Write a song
- Learn how to play the piano/keyboard
- Sing Erykah Badu/D'Angelo style at an Open Mic
- Be someone's #MCM because your ego needs stimulus
- Keep up with this blog
- Market yourself through social media [without becoming annoying]
- Set up a retirement plan because you will make it into old age
- Determine a better conversation topic than "So... what do you do for work?"
- Determine if you want children and if you have a biological clock
- Date a guy, maybe a girl. Who knows? ...probably a guy, though
- Participate in community service because I'm a good person
- Purchase Legos and relive my architect dream
- Attend my 5-year college and 10-year high school reunions and have cool stories to tell because I am the most interesting man in all of Baltimore
- Decide if you want to live in Baltimore or move elsewhere
- Buy more dress shirts and cardigans because you love cardigans
- Limit your Facebook/Twitter/Tumblr time to two hours a day
- Talk about your feelings with friends more
- Guide nieces and nephews through the next chapter of their lives
- Add $20 to savings account for each task completed
- Make a new task list when this one expires
Thanks for your future encouragement and support. If you want me to cook for you, I'd be glad to use you as a guinea pig. If I can successfully bake a turkey for three consecutive years, I can guarantee you'll gonna love the way my food taste.
Word
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