March 15, 2011

How Poetic: Explicit Love Poem

This is my explicit love poem,
the one that features penises and vaginas.
There’s even a cameo by an asshole;
his attitude’s shitty, though.
But the stars are the lips,
that dynamic duo.
They really suck sometimes
but they make up for it with kissed
and those sweet nothings called words.
Words like, “Damn, bitch, that ass is fat,”
and “I’m gonna tie you up
and never let you go.”
Because this is an explicit love poem,
the kind that’s into the kinky shit.
So anytime you want to be
one of its subjects,
find me online.
I’m on Craigslist.


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