July 8, 2010

It's Hot!


Well... how hot is it?

Hotter than the oven door.

Hotter than clothes fresh out the dryer.

Hotter than the inside of a jalapeno pepper.

Hotter than evaporated water.

Hotter than a verse from Jay-Z.

Hotter than Andre 3000. (cause that nigga is Ice Cold)

Hotter than Nelly's Tip Drill video.

Hotter than the block Lil Wayne was talking about.

Hotter than a flaming shot.

Hotter than volcanos when they make new islands.

Hotter than sticking your hands in your pants in the winter.

Hotter than a parade of gay men. (get it? cause they're flaming)

Hotter than your mom.

Hotter than a plump dark skin grandmother in Africa.

Hotter than something I wrote. (no ego)

Hotter than the mess you are. (oh! you cold as ice, CG)

That's how hot it is....
but I'm coolin though.
I'm sweating a swimming pool over here
and you can't jump in.
Private property, knamean?
Word.

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