You remove your brand new all-white Jordans from the box,
lace 'em up nice and tight in a complicated pattern.
You slip them on and they fell like heaven.
Stepping out the house, the sun shines bright
to almost illuminate your sneakers.
As soon as you walk down the block, what happens?
That's right. A nigga stepped on them.
And kept it moving too!
Now, of course
the initial response would be one of two things.
1) You yell, "Aye man. Fuck you going. You just stepped on my fresh Jordans and you ain't even gonna say 'my bad'? You hit-and-run, mothafucka."
2) You run up behind, straight kick him in his back, and don't give up until you stomp the shit out of his feet.
Honestly,
there's no reason to get so mad over it.
Dawg... they're only sneakers.
That's what they make cleaner for.
The other solution is skipping on buy $100+ shoes
and bumping it in some $15 Starburys.
Straight Payless status. haha.
Naw. $30-70 is the average.
But then again I'm no sneakerhead.
So remember, kids.
When a mug steps on your shoe,
let that shit fly.
Like Chris Rock said,
"Why spend the next 20 years in jail
'cause someone smudged your Puma?"
Word.
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