Now, some of you may have decided to read this
because you saw the title and said to yourself,
"What is this crazy nigger talking about now?"
and for this I am glad,
for this is what I wanted.
Well if you must know,
I'm talking about people acting like they're gay but aren't.
Yes, I know,
usually your hear about the opposite.
But you see, denial flows both ways.
Sometimes,
effeminate men feel displaced.
They look for a place where they belong.
Now you say, why don't they just become metrosexuals.
Well, 1) meterosexual is so 2005 or whenever it became trendy.
and 2) sometimes rejection from the female race or constant placement in the friend zone can cause a men to wonder if he may be gay.
Sometimes, a gay senses this in an unexpecting victim
and helps the young man explore his sexuality.
The man will resist but eventually give in,
and embrace his new culture.
He feels as if he belongs.
When people ask him how he knows he's gay,
he'll respond, "I just do."
Which is legit in some cases.
But then they ask,"have you even had sex with a guy."
To which he will reply,"I'm still a virgin, but even straight virgins know they're straight."
Which is, again, a legit answer.
But then you see him acting overly gay in situations that don't call for it.
The erotic eating of a banana.
Saying "ill. girls." constantly.
Applying eye shadow randomly.
Turning every comment into an awkward gay moment.
Not allowing anyone to say faggot.
Not allowing anyone to touch their hair.
Admitting to being a complete weakling.
Going out to clubs with his best girl friend.
Not saying that any gay that does this is not actually gay.
I'm just saying, when you comply to ALL the stereotypes,i
t kind of seems like you're trying.
And any trying to be gay is trying too hard.
Either you are or you aren't.
Don't hide out of the closet,
if that makes sense.
Be a man and except who you are.
Don't embrace being gay simply so that you can have an identity.
It's just silly and will only make you unhappy in the end.
And the same goes for you closet cases.
Don't think just cause I left you alone for now
don't mean I won't be coming for that ass later.
[no homo] Haha.
Word.
[I swear, I'm a mess.]
because you saw the title and said to yourself,
"What is this crazy nigger talking about now?"
and for this I am glad,
for this is what I wanted.
Well if you must know,
I'm talking about people acting like they're gay but aren't.
Yes, I know,
usually your hear about the opposite.
But you see, denial flows both ways.
Sometimes,
effeminate men feel displaced.
They look for a place where they belong.
Now you say, why don't they just become metrosexuals.
Well, 1) meterosexual is so 2005 or whenever it became trendy.
and 2) sometimes rejection from the female race or constant placement in the friend zone can cause a men to wonder if he may be gay.
Sometimes, a gay senses this in an unexpecting victim
and helps the young man explore his sexuality.
The man will resist but eventually give in,
and embrace his new culture.
He feels as if he belongs.
When people ask him how he knows he's gay,
he'll respond, "I just do."
Which is legit in some cases.
But then they ask,"have you even had sex with a guy."
To which he will reply,"I'm still a virgin, but even straight virgins know they're straight."
Which is, again, a legit answer.
But then you see him acting overly gay in situations that don't call for it.
The erotic eating of a banana.
Saying "ill. girls." constantly.
Applying eye shadow randomly.
Turning every comment into an awkward gay moment.
Not allowing anyone to say faggot.
Not allowing anyone to touch their hair.
Admitting to being a complete weakling.
Going out to clubs with his best girl friend.
Not saying that any gay that does this is not actually gay.
I'm just saying, when you comply to ALL the stereotypes,i
t kind of seems like you're trying.
And any trying to be gay is trying too hard.
Either you are or you aren't.
Don't hide out of the closet,
if that makes sense.
Be a man and except who you are.
Don't embrace being gay simply so that you can have an identity.
It's just silly and will only make you unhappy in the end.
And the same goes for you closet cases.
Don't think just cause I left you alone for now
don't mean I won't be coming for that ass later.
[no homo] Haha.
Word.
[I swear, I'm a mess.]
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