Top 10 Reasons, EP1

This hit me in class while I was taking a test.
I think I'll make this another miniseries.
So, here's the first addition:
Top 10 Reasons Why Black People Think a Guy is Suspect
[suspect is slang for gay]

10)That nigga's clothes too tight, even with the new style around.
[Tight jeans should still have some slack. Muscle shirts are not the straightest things a man can wear.]

9) That nigga is shirtless, even without females around.
[Being too comfortable in your own room can really discomfort your friends]

8) That nigga got gay friends.
[It not that big of a deal now, but some people still think gay by association carries.]

7) That nigga takes offense to the word gay or fag.
[Usually only gays and gals have a problem with it, so again, by association.]

6) That nigga is too touchy-feely.
[Black people don't like to be touched unless they fighting of loving.]

5) That nigga lisps and/or talks with too light an inflection on words.
[Stereotypes are a bitch. :-/]

4) That nigga only hangs around ugly girls.
[Especially if they don't even talk to girls while they're out and about.]

3) That nigga got his eyebrows and/or nails done.
[The metrosexual era is gone. That shit don't fly to easily now.]

2) That nigga wears women clothing.
[Crossdressing is supremely suspect, even if they do it for a play.]

1) You seen that nigga kiss another nigga on a dare.
[Even on a dare, that nigga is gay.]

Runners up:
They don't play sports.
They listen to typically girly music.
They appreciate the arts.

Hope I gave you all a few laughs
and some food for thought.
Word.