The Conversations of Wacko & Snuff, EP1

My best friend and I often have late night conversations.
Minds out of the gutters please.
No, we just joke nonstop,
no matter how offensive the shit gets.
Case and point, this conversation we had a couple nights ago.
He’s Snuff,
And I, of course, am Wacko.
Enjoy.

Wacko: haha. what are you up to?

Snuff: chillin...prob bout 2 ssleep, u?

Wacko: [gasp]
sleep?
but.... but.. i thought we were off that haha
no, i'm bout to start a project
so it's better that you not be online

Snuff: lol

Wacko: cause i tend not to do shit else when i fuck around with you

Snuff: heeeyyy
wuts that supposed 2 mean??? :(

Wacko: you're niggeredly are distracting
your*
ways*
see
it's takin affect already

Snuff: oh
well
yeahh....thats true
lol

Wacko: my point exactly

Snuff: u still a bitch >.>

Wacko: i mean, obviously

Snuff: DiStRaCtInG dIsTrAcTiOnS !.!.!.!.!

Wacko: ......
ignorance

Snuff :D
u smiled
haha
possibly snickkered
lol

Wacko: i smiled
yeah
big whoop
wanna fight about it?

Snuff: >.>
actually...
no. im quite afraid of raging homosexuals

Wacko: as you should be
they are to be feared and beaten when they show signs of weakness

Snuff: haha
but i heard they like that -_-

Wacko: that's why you find pussy-shaped objects
or a Bible
they hate both equally

Snuff: >.>
so you hate pussy shaped priest applications?
correction. *deacon applications

Wacko: yes, this is correct
lil alter boys are fine, though

Snuff: ahhh
but of coourse
a rare delicacy
like a ripe banana
>.>
no pun intended
giggity

Wacko: do those eyes point in the direction of the nearest little boy i can rape?
i mean caress
i mean...
take to the park and treat to ice cream like a good uncle

Snuff: no, but they point to the nearest suspect male who is in the closet and swears hes a straight thug >.>

Wacko: even better!
that means i only get charged with rape

Snuff: well no, they tell u 2 suck their dick nd say ur gay 4 sucking it...but theyre still straight...

Wacko: lame
but yeah
that's when i rape them though
right?

Snuff: indeed
and tell them to take it like a man

Wacko: awesome
X-D

Wacko: for any watching special agents, this conversation is completely a joke between two niggas from jersey
that is all

Snuff: lol


Like I said, reckless.
Haha.
Word.