February 15, 2010

Top 10 Reasons, Ep 7

This week's it's awkward situations.
Let's see what I can come up with this time. haha

10) Getting caught taking a roommate's food
Sharing is so kindergarten.

9) Thinking you know the answer only to find out you don't
Now put your hand down and stop trying to show off.

8) Getting caught skipping class
When teachers walk on campus, they will spot that ass.

7) Asking someone out at a club and getting rejected
And you don't wanna leave the club; just, um... stay in the corner.


6) Running into an ex
You ain't never wanna see them again, but ya'll got a class together this semester.


5) Getting walked in on while in the shower
Especially if you in there singing off-key.


4) Being mistaking for gay
Sucks for the person with no gaydar and the accused party.

3) Getting caught having sex
Even worse if it's a parent. Oops. Oh my.

2) Getting caught masterbating
Even worse if it's a roommate. Let the torment begin.

1) Your mate catching you on the toilet
Even some married couples can't stand to see each other like that.

And there you have it.
Word.

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