Top 10 Reasons, EP6

Yes it's back.

Everyone's favorite mini-series: Top 10 Reasons.

Today, Top 10 Reasons why your room is still dirty.

Let's begin, shall we?

10) When did I eat Vietnamese food?

Why you keep pickles under your bed, I may never know.

9) The smell isn't that bad.

I mean, everyone likes their own scent... right?

8) So... tired...

When you're sleepy, you don't care where your clothes go, as long as they're off you.

7) These clothes aren't dirty yet.

You only wore them once, they don't smell, but you can't put them back on the hanger. So why not leave it on the floor until it's hamper ready?

6) It's your way of decorating your room.

The way those panties dangle from the light fixture really accent the t-shirt curtains.

5) Company? What's that?

No one comes to your place, so who you got to impress?

4) Busy work schedule.

School, work, school, extra curricular, date life, eat, wash, sleep. Clean room, how is that a priority?

3) I swear, it feel over.

Sometimes when you have a lot of old papers, books, and assignments on your desk, they just decide to commit suicide and jump off. You figure, "Hey. Well, if that's where you wanna be..."

2) No where to put stuff.

Sometimes you buy clothes only realize you have no more hangers, no more space in your drawers. So, what else is there to do put drape worn clothes on chairs and what not, rotate everything?

1) I don't wanna let go!

OK, so your a pack rat. Who cares? You love your antic boombox and that old waffle maker that doesn't work anymore? If your caller ID says Clean House, just ignore it.

And there you have it.

Word.